An advertisement for a MYSTERY PRODUCT that promises to free customers from any dead-end life/job they may be stuck in as well as permanently improve their emotional state. Another claim is repeatedly made referring to the exclusivity of such features.

A commentary on a person being overwhelmed by the requirement on himself to choose a variety of frozen dairy dessert for another. He experiences total lockup towards the end as the staff and those behind him begin to get impatient.
Featuring a guitar part that I've been wanting to use forever.

Short, but a veritable barrage of sliced vocals and broken recordings of various instruments I found under my desk.
I'd usually analyse the lyrics here but in this song that would be difficult. Suffice to say that the narrator has a useful and practical methodology to be used in the process of bringing things closer and closer to perfection.

This character appears to be somewhat agitated by the misinformation or missing information supplied or not supplied to him by some kind of formal informant because it led him to a course of action that led to some kind of disaster that led to the extreme degradation and/or loss of the lives of many.
I have a violin that I bought on ebay. I'm not very good at playing it but with the aid of TECHNOLOGY I can pretend that I am.

The lead (and sole) character in this song is somewhat perplexed by the inexplicable connection between his perception and his sentience. This fundamental confusion seems to have caused a unique series of experiences for him. Notably, when it was brought to his attention in his early school days that the act of respiration was a process he could and must control, he had fled, believing that his tutors were maliciously mis-educating him. Other events include a sudden existentialist moment at a zoo concerning both what his activities should be when he is there and the disappointment in the undisplayability of abstract objects as well as a hallucinatory episode in which his digital appendages attempt to coerce him into such things as a small-scale aquatic massacre.
Features include a dual kazoo solo and an almost uninterpretable chorus caused by vocal overlap and distortion as well as confusing lyrics.

A tale of child abduction and the excitement that that usually entails. A child is taken from the street on which their abode is located ostensibly so the abductor can provide confectionery for the delectation of said child. It rapidly becomes apparent, however, that the consumables will not be supplied and that there is a highly insignificant probability that the minor will be capable of escape.
Features a 14-bar chorus, an entirely non-cadencial finale and an unhealthy focus on the lack of the promised luxury comestibles rather than the arguably more significant physical abuse.