Music for the Blind

Deviant Machine

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:21:29 GMT

The result of too much correspondence to quote here from confusion (paid)
sax samples from uauaua (http://freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=37253)
trumpet samples from kaponja (http://freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=68531)
Guest vocalist: Anne Dawson

Songs to Wear Pants to

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:32:54 +0100

"Write a song about the irrational love i have for a person who makes songs for strangers over the internet."
-Epute

Joe Bloggs

Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:03:07 +0100

"I'll pay you a quid to make a song about about how awesome I am, but it have to be done in an hour and you have to mention the illuminati, godzilla, mothra and trolls(not internet, norweigian) and the x-file"
-Joe Bloggs (paid)

Pancakes

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 10:00:12 +0100

"You are about to eat some pancakes, a stack of three with butter, syrup and bacon in between each pancake. THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EATEN IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!"
-Pancakes

There's More to Pigeons than Meets the Eye

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:52:24 +0100

"Make one called "There's more to pigeons than meets the eye""
-ManWithNoNameInc

Somatosensation

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 13:45:36 +0100

"You are a blind, deaf, mute explorer. You have just discovered an ancient space necropolis of a long dead alien race. You must explore it with only your sense of touch, and the assitance of a small butterfly shaped robot. What is the soundtrack in your mind?"
-Sundevil
Monk sample from Erdis (http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/samplesViewSingle.php?id=29630)

Lament for Lotus

Tue, 8 Jul 2008 15:43:44 +0100

"can you write a lovesong for me?"
-Lotus

What I Created

Fri, 4 Jul 2008 15:14:28 +0100

"We request a song about when you put too much milk in scrambled eggs and you think you got away with it but the milk seeps out like milky amniotic fluid from a pregnant lady all over your plate and it ruins breakfast"
-Faith and Nick

This Tune

Thu, 3 Jul 2008 13:39:01 +0100

Lyrics mostly by sundevil.

Run Out

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:24:43 +0100

"a song about whether or not there are any new songs to be made or possibly on the theme or whether there are new stories/recipes to be made as well"
-Finch Jr.

The Pasty Song

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:12:41 +0100

"make a tune that represents the solidarity shared by 13 men as they unite together as ONE!!! call it The Pasty Song"
"where's the pasty song!!! work harder"
-pasty12321 aka brownbear

Old Joe

Mon, 9 Jun 2008 15:09:22 +0100

"Old Joe: old man joe, comes of his farm, only to facebook late at night, he knows nobody but the people he stalks on facebook, He lives in Dorset
He loves his cow's petal and Maurine, he has a troubled past, his father is said to be a bad man
These are all good ideas"
-Alex and Craig
Sax sample from simondsouza (http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/samplesViewSingle.php?id=1238).

Serve

Mon, 2 Jun 2008 18:17:13 +0100

"Make a trancey song about the meaning of life according to a hoover"
-Psychonix

Capgras

Mon, 2 Jun 2008 18:14:26 +0100

"Make a song about how great I am"
-Anne Dawson

LCD

Sun, 25 May 2008 21:28:48 +0100

"Dead pixel. On your LCD display. Won't shift. Won't go away."
-Khuskan

Pig

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:51:52 +0100

"write a sad song about a pig that got hit by a car and is laying in the road and blocking up the road"
-StanTuna

Bagel

Tue, 20 May 2008 18:16:28 +0100

"Sex in the closet
Sex in the hamper
Sex at supper time
When sex is on a bagel
You can have sex at any time."
-leokef

Everyone's a Bard

Sat, 17 May 2008 16:14:48 +0100

"Lyrics aren't hard
They aren't hard, (oh no)
Everyone's a bard
They're a bard, (oh yeah)
You've gotta believe
In the ultimate sieve
Let filter your heart
All your fondest dreams"
-leokef

Villain

Fri, 16 May 2008 22:46:21 +0100

"write a song about the archetyptual villain"
-Blitz
"The Mustache-Twirler type"
-Fang

Stripes

Thu, 8 May 2008 23:00:56 +0100

"make a song about how afraid you are of tigers"
-StanTuna

Fuses

Tue, 6 May 2008 21:08:49 +0100

"Make a song about a broken electrical socket; that seems like something you'd do."
-theycallmeMrGrr

Hardwood Flooring Installation

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 19:33:33 +0100

"My brother installed hardwood floors in his house after the carpet got ruined. One of his friends was staying over and was drunk. He left the bathtub running for several hours. Now the dog can't get any traction as he tries to run across the living room.
That is gold you should use that."
-orual